Shinigami Madness Episode 1

Maxwell fell to the ground after running into J but was happy to have Wonderwiess off of his arm “thank you” he said. As he stood up he jumped again this time grabbing onto the ceiling fan he looked down at Akiru and narrowed his eyes “JEEZE WOMAN!!! Stop doing that you little pest” he said as he let go of the fan and fell to the ground with a thud. He stood up brushed himself off and took a drag from his cig and shook his head while still looking at Akiru.

he jumped out everyones arms and then inhaled and and screamed. the whole house started to shake and eardrums were hurting on everyone. "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he yelled for a long time.

Zilo blinked a little bit and looked around and sighed. Everyone was hyper as hell its like they where on marijuana or something because they all where acting crazy the only other sane one right now was probably J then again he probably wasn't going to be for long he looked back at the man that claimed to be Kensai. "Your no way in hell that can be Kensai you look to old and he never had wrinkles on his nose." He said looking back at the group.

Kukaku narrows her eyes at Urahara.yes its me you idiot.... she huffed while rolling her eyes slightly while kicking wonderweiss hard in the face.shut up kid...god you're a pain in the ass she mutters while looking at urahara.so how are ya son?

"hey I thought he was old enough to handle himself, not like you helped any either, you just taught Yoruichi how to control him" He said, eye twitching. He pinched the bridge of his nose "besides its his life, not mine"

Kukaku smacked ben across the face.i don't give a shit! urahara's more like you anyways! you wanted kids well there ya go! my job is done! now control our kid or i kick your ass!

Akiru grinned when she saw Kuukaku. Hey Kuukaku, how've ya been? Akiru yelled out to her across the room. She stood up and walked over to where Maxwell was standing. She laughed quickly and kicked him in the leg. That was for yelling. Idiot. Akiru said with a grin. She walked over to Zilo and sat by him. Heyyy where've ya been? Your missing all the chaos. Akiru said as she watched Beni get scolded by Kuukaku.

Zilo blinked a little bit and looked back at ben. "So you changed your name to ben." HE finally remember akiru said hi to him he turned and smiled at her. "Hey how have you been last time i saw you was when those two espadas tried to fight us." He said laughing a little bit before returning his attention to ben.

Kukaku smiled and patted Akiru on the shoulder Good to see ya kid whats up? she asked with a wide grin.

Maxwell watched Akiru get closer and was wondering what she was up to….he found out soon enough when he got kicked in the shin. “Why you little” he said as he lunged at her from across the room.

Benitakai ignored hte smack. His hard skin made him not feel a thing. His eye twitched again. He was getting annoyed. "I did my job, but he just wont grow up" He facepalmed. "still better than Aizen.."

Zilo stuck out his fist hitting maxwell in the face. "Now now my friend there is no reason for you to lunge at a small little girl i mean she is only 13 14 but ei oh well." He said looking at the vizard on the ground.

Kukaku rolled her eyes,that assholes a major dick.....well thats what you get for teaching him how to masturbate when he was 5 she said with a disgusted sigh.suddenly a loud bunch of twilight fan girls came up and said.like omigawsh! jacob is like soooooo hot! yeah! he is totally sexy just like edward!! said the swooning girls. Kukaku frowned.did you like see his abs?! like sooooo HOT! Kukaku stormed outside and faced the sky.HEY GOD CHECK THIS OUT! she fapped just like a wolf does. suddenly the fangirls got struck by lightning and they all died.Kukaku smiled and walked back into the house triumphantly.

Akiru smiled at Zilo. Yeah, I remember them. Lately i've been staying here with Kisuke and Yoruichi. Akiru said while smiling. She grinned when Kuukaku patted her on the head and asked her how shes been. Ahhh i've been ok. Stayin' here with Yoruichi and Kisuke's been good, but every time that idiot Starrk comes around I wanna slap him. he always looks so damn upset. Akiru said to Kukaku. Anyways, what's up with you and Ganju, Kukaku? Akiru asked her. She growled when she saw Maxwell lunge at her from the corner of her eye. Why you little idiot! Akiru said while slapping him across the face. She laughed when Zilo hit him too. Thanks Zilo. But he's no trouble. Akiru said. She congratulated Kukaku when all the fangirls were killed.Sweet, they're dead! She yelled out.

Maxwell’s face met a fist and a slap while he was in mid lung and he fell to the ground rubbing his face. He got up and started to mumble to himself as he walked away from Zilo and Akiru and headed for the kitchen, he poured himself a cup of coffee and headed back out to where everyone was and sighed “don’t you just love family get togethers?” he said not specifically asking anyone the question.

Zilo looked at him. "No one in this damn room is my family i jsut came by to see if Urahara was in town and i bumped into all these people." He said blinking now that he thought about it no one in here was his family and he laughed a little bit.

His eye twitched one last time before "QUIET!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, at which everything froze, the steam from the coffe stopped and stood in the air, not moving, the clouds stopped moving, and even the baby bird stopped falling to its death. "I didnt teach him... that means.... Kisuke!!!"

wonder looked at beni and growled. he then jumped up and sat on his head and screamed again. before anyone could hit him he ran around where no one could catch him. Still screaming loudly and annoyingly.

suddenly momo walked in and picked up wonderweiss,there there wonderweiss...she murmured while looking around.whats going on here? she asked softly. while hugging wonderweiss trying to calm him down.

Maxwell sighed and was about to take a sip of his coffee but Wonerwiess’ yell blew the coffee mug to pieces. Maxwell looked at what remained of the handle in his hands and sighed before heading back into the kitchen and pouring himself another cup of coffee, this time he drank most of it while he was in the kitched before heading back to the others.

Maxwell let out a small laugh as he watched Wonderweiss running around, he soon got a devilish idea, he looked down at his feet and saw the dragonfly toy and picked it up, he snuck over to where Akiru was standing and put the toy down next to her and then went back to his spot where he leaned up against the wall with a smirk on his face.

Akiru frowned at Maxwell. I want coffee too, you idiot. Go get me a cup. AKiru ordered. She said kinda calmly in order to not totally break the silence. She shunpo'd over to Wonderweiss and smiled. Here, take the butterfly and be quiet. Akiru said as she pointed him in the direction of Yoruichi. She glared at Beni. Shut up Ben. Since when does anyone, especially Kisuke, listen to you? Akiru said in a annoyed tone. She smiled as she saw Momo enter the room. Hiya Momo, how are you? Akiru said politely. Akiru was unaware of the dragonfly toy laying by her feet.

His eyes widened dramatically. He felt a farmiliar reiatsu. "shit... everyone run now..." He suddenly seemed to spin into a single point which was the middle of his body, then disappeared. Suddenly someone knocked at the door.

Trying to hold back his laughter Maxwell headed to the kitchen and took a few deep breaths to calm down, he then poured Akiru a cup of coffee and took it to her as he handed the cup to here he kindly smiled "here you go" and then darted back to the other side of the room and leaned against his wall and waited for his plan to unfold. even ignoring what Benitakai had just said, and the knocking on the door.

Wonder then went crazy and bit akiru's leg trying to get the dragonfly toy. the he went and kicked maxwell in the balls.

Momo grabbed wonderweiss before he bit Akiru, Momo handed him the toy Dragonfly and she smiled.there you go she said with a smile. then she looked at akiru and smiled.hi!